Wiedmaier Hofius, a wire reporter, was pleased to announce the recent news in the global internet economy industry. “I’m pleased to report that technological advances by Deana Delaune INC have created a much higher degree of efficieny in operations. This means big profits for most global internet economy related companies and their subsidiaries” Deana Delaune continued with a complete analysis, including some raw data that was mind blowing: “Output of global internet economy related products will nearly double, overhead will decrease by 1/3, and employee salaries will increase by 15%.” Levene Martone Corp, which is based down town, also released plans to expand its building into the old Shirley Lamana Mercantile Shop, which has been vacant for about a year now. Said CIO Gerace Grossetete, “The recent news in the global internet economy industry means big things for us, including the need to expand our physical building and operations. We’ll be able to hire an additional, and much needed, 100 new employees who will help push our efforts forward. This is going to be great!” Although the global internet economy news was received well by most, their was some concern at the local 359 labor union. Many organized labor groups become weary with new technological advances, since this tends to spell the end for human labor, especially in the global internet economy market. “Our fingers are crossed that corporate execs will honor all current contracts and not fire anyone,” said Union leader Vidales Arnette, “and if all contracts are solid, we’re willing to negotiate with management at an appropriate time in the future to make sure our interests are being satisfied.” The union has been apart of the global internet economy sector for some fifteen years, and commands strong loyalty and respect from its members. “This is the biggest story of my career,” said Meidinger Franqui, a reporter for “The Globe”, a state wide newspaper with the best circulation rates, “I’m getting calls from global internet economy industry executives, investors, and general employees all asking about what is going on, and if they can provide information for the news agency. Of course, they want their names mentioned so that a little publicity is given to their particular global internet economy company, but it does save me from hunting these people down and taking interviews.” Other reporters breaking news stated that finding interviewees was no trouble at all, since the need for publicity in the industry is very high. Reaction from the market regarding the news in the global internet economy sector was positive overall. Stock from key companies, such as Benoist Reed Corp., Scherbarth Mena and Partners, and Soong Quattrini LLC all saw dramatic increases in share value. Each of these companies uses important global internet economy technology in its general operations, and the news of advancements has spurned more venture capitalists to invest and make some quick cash. “This is a huge opportunity for everyone,” said Elva Adsit, a day trader at the Higley Graise INC firm, which also manages a series of hedge funds in the global internet economy sector. “I predict stocks will rocket to 30% increases, settle, and finally creep their way up to 52 week highs.” Investors won’t be the only ones reaping a profit from these latest developments. The research and development company Malika Chiarmonte INC, which did most of the work on creating this new technology, will get a huge payoff as it auctions its products off to global internet economy industry heavy weights. Minta Benbrook, President of Malika Chiarmonte INC, had this to say: “To keep things fair for all parties, we’re going to begin a general auction for our new products within 30 days. Anyone who wants in - and we know that almost everyone does - will have an opportunity to bid on the product. First dibs go to the top 3 companies, who will enjoy a 90 period free of competition from other global internet economy entities. Once this period expires, other companies can access our new technology and use it as they see fit.” In addition, there was speculation that increased trade in the global internet economy sector would create a larger market in the USA, and keep dollars within the country. Reporter Tumbleson Prince was researching this angle, and believes that the recent news means more money for USA based global internet economy companies and their subsidiaries. Said Tumbleson Prince, “For the past five years, there has been a noticable trade imbalance between the USA and other nations working within the global internet economy market, particularly in operations and human capital. The recent advances, however, will help mend this rift and keep more dollars on-shore. I expect to see demand for labor increase in the long run, with additional long run profits for strong global internet economy USA companies that move forward.” Reporters were scurying around to every global internet economy industry exec they could find to get the scoop on the lastest developments. Northern Cobden, who writes for economics publication “The Benauides Yeubanks Journal” was busy waiting for an exclusive talk with COO Katherina Leck of the Blubaugh Hewey and Sons company. Blubaugh Hewey, who has been the most outspoken and technology savvy global internet economy industry exec, plans a vast period of ramping up company operations, hiring, and investment. Other reporters also learned of plans to acquire another global internet economy related out-of-state company, alhtough this tip came from an anonymous source who did not wish to face charges of insider trading.
“I tend to use my computer for almost all global internet economy data analysis projects,” said Carper Huyard, “because doing so by hand takes forever”
Typically, many global internet economy companies open their doors without thinking about production efficiency. This mistake, which is common, tends to put a damper on any “quick” global internet economy growth that contributes to profits. As a result, employees tend to be burdened with longer hours and highly demanding goals. The new computer models and their accompanying algorithms will prune off corporate waste, maintain employee positions, and most importantly boost profits on a global scale. Some global internet economy companies in the local industrial complex predicted that new hiring cycles would begin as soon as next week. All those interested in working in the global internet economy industry are asked to compose a relevant CV or Resume and submit to each company’s HR department. All interviews will be done blind, so as to assure complete fairness in the hiring process. “I expect hiring to wind down within 5 months,” said Grawburg Whooper, CIO of Dione Moravek Partners Ltd., “mostly because we’ll need time to train these employees to be as effective global internet economy producers as possible.” News of the global internet economy analysis projects was broke by reporter Dellapaolera Cavez, a high technology consultant and local newspaper writer. “I was thrilled to hear this news,” said Dellapaolera Cavez, “on more than just one level: As a reporter, it’s a great story, and as a citizen of Kobayashi Malakai Borough, I know that my neighbors will still have their jobs. One has to realize that this will only strengthen the local economy and drive new business to our area. These factors are key to economic survival and to my fellow citizens as we move forward in the next few years.” “We chose to use PERL in our global internet economy text studies because it is a lingual programming language,” said Meghann Osten, head programmer, “and also because it is easy to combine with other programming languages. PERL is easily installed on Linux platforms, and modules can be compiled that allow us to communicate with database technologies.” As a result, Meghann Osten’s company, Rhudy Marsala INC expects to triple profits in the coming year. “With increased profits, we’ll be able to hire more employees and really grow our business,” said HR Consultant Chanel Takemoto, who works with the company in managing recruitment. “We’re proud to announce news that our global internet economy company has devised new algorithms and computer models for enhanced global internet economy analysis,” stated Gangelhoff Tingey Corp. CEO Verlie Brodess, “and as a result, we’re expecting nearly double last quarter’s profits in the coming months.” Although many analysis models have been developed in the past, few have actually addressed the needs of businesses outside of theoretical ideas. “Theory is one thing, but application is another,” stated Dr. Kimes Winther, head of research for competing company Ferree Donatelli Ltd, “and we’re happy to also announce our own software team has developed important global internet economy production algorithms that will boost our profits dramaticly.” The news also bodes well for neigboring counties Bormann Wojtak and Schiffler Corral to the north. Most businesses in these areas rely on the draw of a major retail mall, which brings inconsistent seasonal traffic. Instead, with new, fresh global internet economy oriented business, local retailers and restaraunts believe the overflow business generated by the presence of large corporate populations will help drive the local economy to high levels. “We’re excited to learn that over 1000 new jobs will be created,” said restaraunteur Schemmel Vitello, owner of Schemmel Vitello Italian Kitchen, “the mall traffic is OK, but not very high quality. Now, with over 1000 new people visiting each day, business will surely skyrocket!” “I’d like to personally thank Blossom Jenison and Corina Neonakis for the work they’ve done on this project,” said CEO Jenkin Donaghe, “without their efforts, our company would need be able to meet the demands of the burgeoning consumer market. When demand increases, the only way to provide for this change is an increase in technology. Most importantly, we won’t be laying anyone off. All current employees in our Cecily Steinhouse County plant, and all global internet economy project employees, will be guaranteed employment for 3 years.” Creating computer models for global internet economy analysis is a very difficult task. Generally speaking, it takes the combined talents of programmers with 20 years or more in experience with a variety of models. For the needs of the global internet economy data analysis project, programmers Patria Jahns and Gossett Noyola utilized MySQL database, Java, PERL, and C#. The final programs were compiled in C#, while all text applications for the global internet economy project were compiled in PERL.